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Monthly Archives: September 2002

I am Basho! I am Bashooooooo!!! (pumps fists)

Haiku and props for said. Did I mention the right-hand column is all about self-promotion? yeah.


Bonbon animation.

What NOT To Do With Photoshop

Stupid Photoshop tricks; intimations of a Steve Madden campaign. And the Venus of Willendorf.

Emotion Watch

ope! Ope — OPE! There’s EMOTIONS done bein’ displayed over to! Gee howdy Christmas! The man’s leaving town so FINALLY he has some kind words to say about the woman who loves him so much. Oh — my mistake, he just mentioned her in passing. He was telling a funny anecdote about her brother […]

The vacuum non-sequitur.


Halfrobot’s name-the-websafe-colors page.

New Features

Artwork, feedback form.

From The Vaults: Ley Fuck You

An early attempt to get into Michael Lesy’s class: road trip to Magog and points north.

The Public-Screaming Clause in the No-Meddling Agreement

Irons, for the hundredth time, man, there are certain things you have to do when you have a girlfriend, not for the sake of appearances, but for the sake of being kind to a person you love. One is acknowledge your relationship with her to other people you know. Apparently you’re doing better on that […]

Deeply #2

The Poop Report.