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Ugly, But Functional!

After months of despairing ho-humming about the state of my comment system (nonexistent; plagued by spammers), I finally decided to wise up and fix the damned things. They work! They’re ugly, but they’re functional. I am so happy that they work, I can’t even describe it to you. The opportunity to talk with you guys, and have you talk with each other again on my humble blog, makes me so happy.

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A Very Tiny Circus



A few months back I was daydreaming about the horse video game I want to create, and got a little ridiculous — started thinking about the headshot I’d want if I ever got interviewed about said game. Yeah. Vanity. Anyway, this is what came out.

B!tch, B!tch, B!tch

My article on Free To Be You And Me has finally come out in B!tch, and I approve the edit job even though I didn’t get to see it before it went to press. It is good. My apologies to my correspondants for that article if they feel like the editing was overdone — that’s more my fault than the editors; still, I tried my dangedest to be true to what you said in the limited space I have. Anyway, if you’re at your local newsstand (or bookstore if you’re not in NYC), look for the issue with the pink urinal on the cover. Great articles on chest hair and (o(k rock in addition to my piece. I just pitched some more pieces to them, so keep watching the rag over the next year.

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Ol’ White Guy News

Welcome to the second in a series of Crusty White Celebrity Guys Teach You How To Dance (the first, of course, being Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video). Today’s lesson: David Byrne is TEH $EX. It would appear he has somehow acquired Elvis’s hips, perhaps at auction. And did you know he has a blog? Not that he wants you to call it that. He writes some good, though. Better than you!

Life in New York

Various pictures from around New York and Columbia, circa January-March 2005.

AAAAA OMG KLINGON PR0N!

Pictures of aroused Klingon males, inexplicably brought to you by a gay British skinhead. NO IT ISN’T WORKSAFE, YOU FOOLS!

My Trip Across The Pond

In January I presented a paper at the Creative Gamers Conference at the University of Tampere, Finland. I also scheduled myself an action-packed insanitinerary of about five days in Paris and London. Pictures are above, but please excuse if most of them have to do with transit, ’cause that’s what I did most of.

Another Musical Evening

I have had a very musical evening. First Jacob sent me a link to a bunch of Sesame Street songs I’ve been looking for (hooray! the Capital I song!) Then I read The Onion’s interview with Afrika Bambaataa, who struck me as very wise, so I decided it was time to look up his stuff.

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You, Rabbit! You’ll get yours!

When MeFi posted a link to ten Soviet-era cartoons, I was delighted to find that a part of my own childhood was represented.

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Nothing New Under The Sun

Aaaaaaah, shit. You know how I’ve been talking about developing a MMO horse game? Well, it appears that someone’s already done it. MMOh drat.