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Attention cowboy journalists:

The Times says Al Jazeera will soon be hiring reporters for their new English-language channel. Also in the works? Al Jazeera for Kids! Host: “Hey kids, who wants to hear today’s taped message allegedly from our old buddy Osama?” Kids: “Yaaaay!” Grainy bin Laden footage: “HEY KIDS! BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND BOMB THE PENTAGON! AND REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU.” (cue saccharine theme song)

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