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I have a box of lemonade-and-cherry Nerds, and a box with a brand new 14″, 80 gig iBook in it! My afternoon is made. With all due respect to Joel, the only thing that could make it any better is a box arriving right now which has holes in it and says Bacon on it. Capital-B Bacon. And it has air holes and has been shipped special from Seattle. And she steps out of it and sings “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” as only Bacon can.

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