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Washington Heights Impex, Ltd.

Items being shipped in or out of my apartment this week:

Checks, one box
Wooden planks, four
Books on multiple literacies, two
Tin of mango tea
Pizza box insulator?
Starbucks “Bearistas,” each dressed as the Statue of Liberty, three
Pillowcase (forest green, gold lettering)
Chinese fungus dessert

The bears are bound for the Seattle chapter of the ACLU, believe it or not. On their request. The designers of he bears appear to have abandoned the “torch” idea, and instead the toys hold aloft what I can only make sense of as the Yes Men’s “Employee Visualization Appendage” (a golden dildo) caught in a rusty, nasty-looking bear trap.


  1. Catherineq wrote:

    Funny, the bearistas weren’t the item on that list I felt most merited additional explanation.

    Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:24 pm | Permalink
  2. Diana wrote:

    Good design! |

    Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:54 am | Permalink
  3. nimh nimh wrote:

    nimh . chenal valley homes . fl lottery . www georgianicols com . male get hpv . tall teen . fbi . hanging sites . ancient roman homes . flame tattoos . dont tread on me .

    Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

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