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Taking Requests

So in the wake of the LHOOQ/CANDYPANTS excitement, I have a great quantity of iron-on letters lying around. I figure I might as well take requests. Anyone want a shirt/shorts/pillowcase/apron/undies (CLEAN undies, people) with custom words/monogram on it? Y’all have to provide your own garment but I will do the ironing. I request that out-of-towners include return postage; New York/tri-staters can get a handoff at some point. Priority will be based on some algorhythm of first come, first served/funny or ironic clothes copy/whoever makes good use of Zs, Xs, Qs and sparing use of vowels, etc. I reserve the right to refuse requests. I won’t be held responsible for you running around with “FUXERZ” tattooed across your bum.

Here’s the letters we have to work with:

Gold:
BBCCDEEEEFFGGGGHHHIIJJKKLLLMMMPQRRRRSSSTVWWXXZZ

Black:
AAAABBBBCCCCDDEEEEFFGGGGHHHIIJJKKLLLMMMMNNPPQRRRRSSSSTTUUVVWWXXYYZZ

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