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Best In Show

the presidential debates, 10/03/00

I’d like to ask now

why should the American public entrust

the education of their children

the stewardship of peace in Montenegro

and their golden years

should the economy fail

to you

see my

suit my haircut

years in the Ivy League a

noble tremble standing

as trained, I am

the best poodle money can buy

so you vote for me.


Don’t trust

him I am

the best trained poodle

my haircut,


better sire and bitch see–


my bike is worse than my bart.

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