The Dancing Sausage Web Journal

In an attempt to soften the harsh, chilly patrician demeanor which voters seem to be so reacting so poorly to this election season, I am now a contributor over at Christine’s Adorablog. Look, don’t laugh. If it wasn’t for these people, you’d know jack diddly about Strindberg and Helium, OK? And you should know about Strindberg and Helium. It’s scarier than Edward Gorey. Possibly less scary than Don Hertzfeldt, but that only means it’s slightly less funny, too. Still. Miseryyyyyyyy! And damned if that thing didn’t make you a cupcake, you gloomy turn-of-the-century wet blanket…