Grades? At Steve Weisler’s request?
“All recruits are given a physical “profile” number, the highest being 97 (it is said that the extra 3 points are taken off for circumcision).”
The Spam Letters hits the press.
I still worry that the CIA’s gonna get their hands on all this data someday. Or advertisers.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Oh f*** it, she’s so much cooler than you are i can’t stand it.
Thursday, February 26, 2004
is what they would have titled the article, if the newspaper-reading audience of the US was even mininally 133t. but it’s not.
Friday, November 21, 2003
Jon Land has designed a thong. Intended for wear by women. Mmmmhm. That Jon Land.
Saturday, October 25, 2003
Janice Yeung has made the US Wushu Team!
